These days I feel like my body has become a foreign entity which does whatever it wants. I’ve almost given up trying to keep control. Bits and pieces, parts and systems go awry without advance notice and seemingly without cause. So I have decided to relinquish my futile attempts at managing these processes. But if I’m no longer going to pretend to be in charge, something has to take over. Hence, the new app. This app is called, “Today’s Body Part.”
After download and installation on your mobile device, the app will run itself beautifully. Each morning a cheerful message will appear on screen to inform you which of your body parts or systems is going to go wrong.
For example, “Good Morning. This is your lumbar spine and I’m excited to tell you I’m going to be your Body Part of the Day! For more details just watch your finger press the* icon and read on. (Since you have allowed us our autonomy there’s no need for you to lift a finger, as the saying goes, hah hah.) Thanks for checking in, see ya Soon.” For extra fun, download the Deluxe app which will allow you to view the message through your cellphone camera as an animated cartoon superimposed on your current location.
Today’s Body Part app will alleviate all the anxiety that comes from trying to keep the aging process at bay. Download Today!
Mickey Hoffman is the author of mystery novels School of Lies and Deadly Traffic. Visit www.mickeyhoffman.com for details.